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Fri Jun 30, 2006 at 08:19:15 pm EDT
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The Penultimate Chapter in the Chad & Ronnie Murder Mystery
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Read Part one Here, then read Part two Here the read Part 3 Here then read this part, it might make slightly more sense if you do.

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The middle of the night, the Parrodipolis apartment of Chadwick L. Swiss & Ronald Arnold Gerrimoto Beeslyhuxtoy (More commonly known as Chad & Ronnie). The bedroom of Ronnie.

"Oh my flippin' heck!" He says as he pops out of bed.

Over the last couple of days all he's thought about is how to get his incarcerated roommate out of jail. In his dream, the way came to him. He quickly gets a pad & pencil, writes it down & goes back to sleep. As he headed back to bed, he looks out the window & across the street: he sees a young girl in all black run by on the rooftops.

The next morning, Ronnie looks at the note he left himself & can't make out what he wrote. "I know this is something about Chad. But, Evil Clams? Hmmmm..." Ronnie said & began to rub his chin thoughtfully.

Ronnie tosses the pad aside to get dressed for more sleuthing. He was going to met Jane in Off-Central Park at 9 am. It's was 8:45 am.

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Jane Tarzania being the more responsible of the two of them had already left her apartment to go to their meeting. It was a nice day & she had time: Jane decided to not take the bus, she would walk. As she walked towards the Park, she had a feeling that she was being followed. She stopped a few times & found no one following. Sure, their were people around her but none seemed to be following her. She walked on. The feeling returned, so she ducked into an alleyway to see who's was on the street. Just then, Jane was hit on the head with something. This knocked Jane out cold. She would not make it to the park.

Jane woke up sometime later, she was tied to a chair. She, the rope & the chair were in a darken room. She couldn't see much more then a few feet away from her. There was light coming from the ceiling.

"Good Morning, Miss Tarzania." said a voice. It was a voice she recognized.

"Ronnie?" Jane asked as she looked around.

"NO! Ronald!" The Person who the voice belonged to said & as they rushed into the light.

This scared Jane, not only because he rushed quickly at her but because the person looked a lot like Ronnie. Their were thing different about him: He wore a pale yellow suit with a dark crimson dress shirt with in. His brown hair was slicked back & he had a neatly trimmed brown goatee.

"Don't be afraid, Miss Tarzania. I'm not going to hurt you. Yet." Ronald said with an evil laugh.

"Who... Who.. are you?" Jane asked stumbling over the words.

"You know who I am, you even said my name. I am Ronald!" Ronald said quite proud of himself.

"But, I said Ronnie."

Ronald almost slapped Jane across the face, but stopped an inch or two in front of her face. "I know what you said." He spit back.

"I use the more refined version of the name. I'm disgusted that I even share a dimensional signature with that person." After Ronald mention his counterpart, he shivered.

"So, your an Evil Ronnie?" Jane asked.

"No. He's an Evil Ronald. I'm the good one." Ronald said with an evil smile.

"Sure." Jane said sarcastically.

"It's true. I'm done things with my life. My Companion & I are high up officials is Lord Nats' World Order. Your Ronnie just wastes his life away..." Ronald says & then pauses. He looks for the right word. "Dancing, of all things!"

"Nats? Isn't he dead or something?"

"I'm not sure. But, from what I've read he might as we'll be. He hasn't been seen flying around this dump of a city in months."

Jane changing the subject "Since your an alternate reality version of Ronnie, where's Chad?"

"Oh, my companion be coming soon. He's getting our play things together." Ronald said, again with an evil smile. This time, his eyes seemed to glaze over in excitement.

"Another Question: Where's Little Cat?"

"My Animal companion is having breakfast."

"Let me guess, Jellybeans?"

"No. You never feed Animals candy, what kind of owner would be if I did that? Little Cat is feasting on.." Ronald paused for a moment. "Some meat."

Just then a Wolverine walked over, in it's mouth is what at one time might of been a small dog. Ronald began to scratch the animal on it's head as it got close.

"Have a nice breakfast, Little Cat?"

The Beast shook it's head yes. Then, the sound of a cart being wheeled towards could be heard.

"Good. Chadwick is coming this way & then we can get started."

"Start what?" Jane said nervously.

"Our Trip home, Miss Tarzania. Chadwick & I need to power our gateway. We powered it with our Miss Tarzania to come here, so the trip home with be.."

Jane interrupted & said nervously "Powered by me?"

"Yes." Ronald said with some glee in his voice.

Jane swallowed hard.

Chadwick & his cart walked into the light.

Chadwick had a shaved head, modern looking glasses, a scruffy looking goatee & a scar over his left eye. He wore a straight jacket, backwards. The buckles were in the front, only a few were buckled & the Arms weren't strapped up either. The rest of his outfit was a dark grey t-shirt, a pair of well worn denim jeans & blue Converse tennis shoes.

"Miss Tarzania, My companion: Chadwick L. Swiss. Chadwick, Jane Tarzania."

"Hi." Jane said. Chadwick nodded hello.

"In case your wondering, Chadwick doesn't talk not because he's extremely shy with your Chad but because He cut his own vocal cords." Ronald said as Chadwick showed Jane the scar on his neck. "Why? Chadwick hated the sound of his own voice."

"Gross." Jane said.

"Actually, it's quite beautiful."

Ronald picked up an device for the Cart as Chadwick picked up his Accordion, it was all bloody like someone had used it to hit something or someone multiple times.

"It was you wasn't?" Jane said.

"He was what?" Ronald asked.

"The Killer! The reason why Chad is in Jail!"

"Yes. Yes. Chadwick here has an anger problem, so I let him go off & get that anger out. If that means killing a few people, so be it. Now, be quite Chadwick & I only have short window to kill you in so we can use you in our machine."

Chadwick started to play what sounded to Jane like the Theme to the Golden Girls. Then, a Man dressed in a dark grey cloak & hood stepped out of the shadows.

"Stop." He said commandingly.

Ronald turned to the man. "What do you want?"

"You know what I want."

"Sorry. Can't help. She needs to die."

"No, she doesn't." The Hooded male said. His eyes glowed an unearthly green & both of the dopplegangers disappeared (so did their pet). It was almost like they were never there.

The Male gave a small wave of hand, the ropes loosened then fell off the chair & Jane.

"Thank you." Jane said.

The man turned to walk back into the shadows.

"Wait." Jane called out. He did.

"Who are you?"

"Tell your Boyfriend I'm..." He paused for moment. "Mister Spooky, he'll know who I am." The man said, not turning around. He walked back into the shadows & was gone.

The lights in the Warehouse turned on, Jane found the exit & left also.

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Ronnie is standing by the Jonas Parody Statue in Off-Central Park. He checks his watch again, It's 10:30 am. He'll give Jane another 2 hours & then he's out of there!

Jane comes running over to Ronnie. When she gets there, she begins to breath heavily.

"Oh my Gosh, The Seagulls are killing Bobby! What's wrong?" Ronnie said in distress.

"I was... Was.. Coming here.." Jane said in between gulps of air.

Ronnie interrupted. "Let's sit down on that Bench over there, you can catch your breath & then tell me all about it. Ok?"

Five or so minutes later, Jane told Ronnie the whole thing from the evil version to of himself & Chad to the guy calling himself Mr. Spooky.

"He's a nice guy. Glad he could be there to help you. You know Mr. Spooky is in part the reason why Me & Chad met. But, that's a story for another time. We need to get you to a Hospital."

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TO BE CONCLUDED....


Now that we know who killed all those Women & that that it wasn't Chad who killed them after all: How does Chad get out of Jail? Come back for the last part of this epic to find out.


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